Until I Get the Blue Box, He Gets the Blue Balls - Breakfast At Tiffany's-Inspired Intermediate Cross-Stitch Pattern
Overheard at Bitchfest at Tiffany's... Who doesn't love a good ultimatum? Okay, most people, but this is still funny! Oh, come on! Holly Golightly would think it was a laugh riot and she's an (albeit fictional) icon! Really? Okay, but if you don't like this, you're gonna hate our take on Moon River.
"Until I get the blue box, he gets the blue balls" comes from Tara K. Reed's interactive dating novel, "Love Him Not", which offers hundreds of choices and 60 (most unhappy) endings.
This pattern measures 8.25 "x 5.5" and is categorized as "Intermediate" on the ABIT difficulty scale because of the small details on the gems and the density of the blue areas. It requires an 8" x 10" frame.
The PDF includes a colour legend, 2 strand floss estimates, 4 styles of charts (black and white symbols, coloured symbols, coloured blocks with black symbols, coloured blocks with black and white symbols, coloured blocks), and customization suggestions for anyone who likes to get extra creative.
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