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Sarcasm is a Condiment. Put it on Everything - Funny Cross-Stitch Kit for Beginners

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You know how sarcasm just tastes good in your mouth? And OUT of your mouth?

We here at ABIT agree. It's the classic Rizzo philosophy. When someone tells you to bite the weeny, you say, WITH RELISH! (And ketchup! And Mustard!)

"Sarcasm is a condiment - put it on everything" measures 5.5" x 3.5" and is categorized as "Beginner" on the ABIT difficulty scale and is a lot of fun for newcomers and even young folks! It requires a 5" x 7" frame.

Our quality-tested kits come with all of the materials you need to create your very own DiY finish of this piece, including:

- 1 printed colour pattern
- 6 full skeins of embroidery floss
- 8” x 8” piece of 14ct Aida cloth
- 1 tapestry needle
- 6" bamboo hoop (ADD ON ITEM)

If you're looking to buy this pattern pdf by itself as a digital download, just click here:

📣 📣 Please note:
- The chart is printed on paper - it is NOT printed on Aida
- Orders to ship within 3-5 business days of confirmed payment. Price includes tracking
- Please review your delivery address to make sure it’s accurate
- Please read our delivery, refund and terms and conditions of sale before purchasing
- Images shown are for demonstration purposes only
- Kit is for personal use only. Not for resale
- Please reach out with any questions

For help getting started or finished, we hope you'll make use of our free tutorials, including a how-to stitch tutorial and care and framing instructions, here:

As featured in: 📰 World of Cross-stitch Magazine, Simply Sewing Magazine and XStitch Magazine 💻 🔥 😎

This pattern comes from our book "ABIT Stitches: 30 Snarcastic Stitches for You to Stab":

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