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No Dick Kenergy - Barbie and Ken's Crummy Valentines - Rejected Candy Conversation Hearts Cross Stitch Pattern (Parody)

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Hi Barbie! Bye Barbie!

In honour of the movie that launched a thousand memes, we've rounded out our My Crummy Valentines Collection to include five Ken and Barbie inspired breakup candy hearts!

You can buy them individually, or in a combo pack!

https://www.abitstitches.com/products/barbie-and-kens-crummy-valentines-rejected-candy-conversation-hearts-cross-stitch-pattern

It's important to be Kenatomically correct! What's the exact opposite of Big Dick Energy?

"No Dick Kenergy" measures 4.25" x 3.75" and is categorized as 'Advanced' on the ABIT difficulty scale because of its dense stitching, scattered and small details, and switching between colours. It requires an 6" x 6" piece of 14 count Aida and a 5" or 6" hoop and frame.

So you can fully customize the pattern to your taste, the PDF includes colour legends for blue, green and pink, 2 strand floss estimates, and 4 styles of charts (black and white symbols, coloured symbols, coloured blocks with black symbols, coloured blocks with black and white symbols, coloured blocks).

If you'd like to buy this or other My Crummy Valentine's as a full kit, just click here: https://www.abitstitches.com/collections/abits-kits

This pattern is NOT included in ABIT Stitches: 30 Snarcastic Stitches for You to Stab.”

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