I'm an Inferior Decorator - Advanced, Funny Cross-Stitch Pattern

And I hate what I've done with the place.

Some of us just weren't meant to decorate a cake let alone an entire home. What can we say? We come by it honestly. (No offence, mom.) A step in the right direction for any lacklustre designer is stitching up this gorgeously ugly pattern and showcasing it in your least favourite room of the house. You know... as a distraction. Tell us... do the curtains match... each other?

I'm an inferior decorator measures measures 8.5" x 6.5" inches and is categorized as "Advanced" on the ABIT difficulty scale because of the intricate details and dense stitching. It requires an 8" x 10" frame.

The PDF includes a colour legend, 2 strand floss estimates, 4 styles of charts (black and white symbols, coloured symbols, coloured blocks with black symbols, coloured blocks with black and white symbols, coloured blocks), and customization suggestions for anyone who likes to get extra creative.

Each purchase of an ABIT Stitches PDF includes instructions on how to collect 2 free patterns.