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I Need a Little Blue Pill for Premature Infatuation - Funny, Beginner Cross-stitch Pattern

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Need help with a heart-on? A little Guy-agara perhaps? On day you're in lust and the next you're in loathe and looking to detox. If only there was a little blue pill for premature infatuation! Now there is! You've just got to stitch it yourself!

The quip on this pattern comes from Tara K. Reed's interactive romantic comedy novel, "Love Him Not" where readers make hundreds of choices en route to 60 (mostly unhappy) endings.

The design measures 6.25" x 4" and is categorized as "Beginner" on the ABIT difficulty scale. It requires a 10" x 8" piece of 14ct Aida cloth and an 8" x 6" frame.

The PDF includes a colour legend, 2 strand floss estimates, 4 styles of charts (black and white symbols, coloured symbols, coloured blocks with black symbols, coloured blocks with black and white symbols, coloured blocks), and customization suggestions.

This pattern is included in "ABIT Stitches: 30 Snarcastic Stitches for You to Stab" so if you'd rather buy all 30 patterns, grab the PDF here

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Every purchase of an ABIT PDF includes instructions on how to collect TWO FREE DESIGNS! Please don't eat this stitch.


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