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I'm Not Off Kilter; I Have No Kilter - Funny, Intermediate Cross-stitch Pattern

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Has anyone ever told you that your sense of humour is a bit off? Off colour, off-kilter, offbeat? Well they can fuck right off! Kilter is overrated.

"I'm not off-kilter, I have no kilter" measures 7.5" x 6.5" and requires an 11"x10" piece of 14ct Aida cloth, as well as an 8" x 10" frame. This design is considered intermediate on the ABIT difficulty scale because of the irregular lettering and spacing, many colour changes and detailed border.

The PDF includes a colour legend, 2 strand floss estimates, 4 styles of charts (black and white symbols, coloured symbols, coloured blocks with black symbols, coloured blocks with black and white symbols, coloured blocks), and customization suggestions for anyone who likes to get extra creative.

This pattern is included in "ABIT Stitches: 30 Snarcastic Stitches for You to Stab" so if you'd rather buy all 30 patterns, grab the PDF here

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