He's Just One Guy in the Grand Scheme of Flings - Funny, Beginner Cross-stitch Pattern PDF
There's plenty of fish in the sea, but if you bring them on land, they flop around, gasping for breath. Just like every guy I've ever broken up with. But this is why Denis the Menace invented sling shots! Ready, aim, rebound! "
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings" comes straight from the pages of Tara's interactive romantic comedy novel, Love Him Not! It measures 6" x 4.5" and is categorized as "Beginner" on the ABIT difficulty scale because of the small block lettering and simple shapes.
The PDF includes a colour legend, 2 strand floss estimates, 4 styles of charts (black and white symbols, coloured symbols, coloured blocks with black symbols, coloured blocks with black and white symbols, coloured blocks), and customization suggestions for anyone who likes to get extra creative.
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