A Bitch In Time (PDF version): 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1 Cross-Stitch Pattern Book
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Siblings Tara K. and Roy W. P. Reed present: A Bitch In Time: 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1! Combining Tara’s compulsive need to play with words and Roy’s artistic prowess, this collection of subversively witty, sassy, punny and off-side quips has something for everyone!
ABIT offers 30 large, easy-to-read and quality-tested patterns in traditional and modern styles ranging in difficulty from Beginner to Advanced. Finished designs measure from 5”X4” to 9”X11” and were created with framing in mind.
Novice needle workers can utilize a helpful How-To section with bonus mini-patterns that illustrate direction. Seasoned stitchers can express their individual tastes and style with customization suggestions. Readers can also collect an additional two designs, making this the gift that keeps on giving! www.ABITStitches.com
Always a Godmother, never a God.
Be a little more hard to get and a little less hard to get rid of.
Be the change I want to see in the world.
Climb every mountain, die on every hill.
Eat, pray, loathe.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know where to bury the bodies.
Go flaunt yourself.
He's just one guy in the grand scheme of flings.
I do all my own stuntmen.
I only get better with rage.
I need a little blue pill for premature infatuation.
If you love something, set it free. Love is for the weak.
It's okay to rationalize if you don't do it all the time.
I'll be the death of you.
I'm an emotional eater. Your feelings are delicious.
I'm not off-kilter, I have no kilter.
Just fries, no guys.
P.S. I loathe you.
Pick all the battles!
Repiphany: Having the same great idea twice.
Revenge is the best revenge.
Sarcasm is a condiment. Put it on everything.
Swearing is part of my charm.
Thank you for being a fiend.
Truly, truly, truly outraged.
Until I get the blue box, he gets the blue balls.
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