Exactly Our Grandma's Cross-stitch!
ABIT Stitches is brought to you by siblings, Tara K. and Roy W. P. Reed. Combining Tara’s compulsive need to warp words and Roy’s artistic prowess, this collection of subversively witty, sassy, salty, punny and off-side quips has something for everyone!
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Roy Kent: He's Here, He's There, He's Every-Fucking-Where Venn Diagram Advanced Cross-Stitch Pattern PDF. 100 Per Cent of Profit to Charity
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Badass Mother Figure - Funny Intermediate Cross-stitch Pattern PDF for Mother's Day
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Ransom Note Magazine Letter Cut Out Font Sampler - Cross-Stitch Pattern for Serial Killers and Murderinos
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I'm an Inferior Decorator - Advanced, Funny Cross-Stitch Pattern Instant Download PDF
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I Only Get Better with Rage - Beginner Cross-Stitch Pattern
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Passive Aggressive / Active Aggressive - Pink Neon Sign Cross-Stitch Advanced Pattern PDF
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Welcome to the potty, Pal - Die Hard 'Welcome to the party, Pal' Christmas Movie Parody Advanced Cross-Stitch Pattern PDF
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Hex and Candy - Advanced Halloween Parody Cross-Stitch Pattern for Spooky Season
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You're Next - Funny, Intermediate Ransom Note True Crime Cross-Stitch Pattern PDF for Murderinos
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Always a Godmother, Never a God - Fairy-Inspired Funny Intermediate Cross-Stitch Pattern PDF
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Kiss Off I'm Irish - Kiss Me I'm Irish Parody Celtic Knots Beginner Cross-Stitch Pattern Instant Download PDF
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ABIT Stitches (Print Version): 30 Snarcastic Stitches For You to Stab, Volume 1 - Cross-Stitch Pattern Book

ABIT's Kits!
ABIT Stitches has everything you need to stitch your own diy finishes...
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3D Printed Hoop Frames
You've been framed!Download our free STL file and follow the easy instructions to make ABIT's 3D Printed Hoop Frames and display your finished masterpieces!
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To the Roy-scue!
ABIT of Help!For stitching how-to's, alternate Aida and framing measurements, as well as care and framing instructions, check out our help section!
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In the News!
There's no such thing as bad pressWe here at ABIT Stitches have been throwing ourselves at the media and we're developing quite a reputation...